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RE: Jimmy Fallon’s First Show.

 

  • Oooo, two minutes in and two jokes that got crickets.
  • Its like he knows he sucks.
  • The Roots: man, did he luck out. They just saved his ass.
  • Blonde Wife skit: Conan wants this back.
  • NO, SORRY, I REFUSE TO LICK A LAWN MOWER FOR TEN DOLLARS. What the fuck is this?! 
  • Again, its like he knows he sucks. That’s why his sketches seem really short, because he knows he’s pushing his audience’s sense of humor. 
  • This should be interesting with DeNiro.
  • Trying to write something other than: “well, it wasn’t interesting with DeNiro,” but not coming up with anything.
  • Timberlake should have this show.
  • The thing about this show is: his guests are more funny than him, and that should be a reason to watch it.  And that’s all I have.
  • Bobby DeNiro is not amused. 
  • Ejecting. 

 

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03 2009

MAD MAGAZINE: Obama, The First 100 Minutes.

 

 

 

 

Oof, Mad Magazine is going quarterly.

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01 2009

Welcome, Boys and Ghouls.

For those of you just joining us, probably most of you have read me for a while, but this is just my way of saying this is the final stop on my blogging train.  Over the years its been many places: Blogger, LiveJournal, a free wordpress blog, and other devices (tumblr, twitter).  So its been a long ride to get here but finally this is the last place for my own internet ramblings.  

Since my primary form of employment has been writing on the internet for the last year, I felt it was necessary to have my own stop that pulls together all the stuff I write.  So, this site was born. Let me know what you all think.  Apologies again for the pretentious title, but davidpress.com was taken, and thanks for reading.

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01 2009

Disclaimer.

For my “Best of…” series, it should be said that the lists are simply NOT the best overall in each category [comics, movies, tv, books or music] but the best things I read, watched or listened to in the designated year.

Just so we’re clear.

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12 2008

Best of 2008: Music.

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Note: it should be said that this is not a list of the very best in music put out this year, but the best music I listened to in 2008.

No, Guns N Roses will not be on here, neither will the new Oasis album.  To be honest, this year’s music has been less than great. 

The only immediate thing that I can say comes on my iTunes that continues to entertain me throughout the year is Nick Cave’s Dig Lazarus Dig!  Which if there was a modern poet on the level of Allen Ginsberg, Nick Cave would be that guy. Infused with a little bit of Tom Waits, and an ability to write probably the best Western I’ve seen (The Proposition) since Sergio Leone, this is probably the smartest album of the year. Tracks to listen to: “We Call Upon the Author,” and “Albert Goes West.”

The other album, graciously supplied by Alex Carnevale at This Recording would be Belle & Sebastian’s The BBC Sessions.  Forgive me, if I sound a little too much like an urban hipster, but I have never listened to a single thing from this group before this album.  Just call me someone who is a sucker for John Peel produced tracks. This is a good, not mind-blowing, album that you plug into your stereo with a scotch and a book.  Definitely a nice alternative if you want to get away from Christmas music at this time.  “Like Dylan at the Movies,” is what I like. 

For the second year in a row, My Morning Jacket makes this list. I’m usually massively against the idea of repeats because of its monotony and I don’t like writing over and over why I like a band.  I want to pick something completely different and eclectic each year, and that is simply the reason why I did so with this group.  Their latest album, Evil Urges, is so different than anything the band has done before that I couldn’t exclude it. My first reaction to the title track was: “This sounds absolutely NOTHING like anything that came before.  It was like lead singer Jim James went into the shop to get his oil changed and came out with a new set of vocal cords.  His voice can now go from a scraggily almost Mighty Mighty Bosstones quality to his usual crooning sound.

They’re playing at Madison Square Garden on New Years this year, and I thought about getting tickets, but changed my mind as soon as I thought about it. I detest the Garden’s theatres, so massive and minus any kind of character. I’ll hold out until they play a place like, say, Webster Hall.

The last album is TV On The Radio’s Dear Science.  Talking about this band the other night at the every year Christmas Eve Eve party at my friend’s apartment above the Lake Placid Christmas Store, we talked about how old this band is.  Fraction recommended this album, and every time he recommends something I almost always dig the shit out of it, (UNKLE’S War Stories, is another example of this fact). Every single track on this album is a testament to the diversity throughout the band.  The “Shout Me Out,” track just makes me jump and dance around like Snoopy.  More than likely the album of the year, if not for the fact it resides in splendid musical diversity track by track.

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12 2008

I promise.

Regularly scheduled content as soon as I turn  in the three papers due next Tuesday and Wednesday. Until then, enjoy this image and its prospects. 

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12 2008

Just in case you missed today’s Thanksgiving Day Parade

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Via Wil Wheaton.  Now I’m going to get off the internet and enjoy the holiday. Happy Thanksgiving, all.

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11 2008

Just in case you missed today’s Thanksgiving Day Parade

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Via Wil Wheaton.  Now I’m going to get off the internet and enjoy the holiday. Happy Thanksgiving, all.

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11 2008

“Good morning, I’m David Press, calling from MTV News.”

Yeah, I think its pretty easy to say when calling an Oscar-nominated writer with that line you get a surge of electricity that you didn’t previously have.  Not that I didn’t previously have experiences where I got to talk to people extremely talented in the field I was writing about, but what I’m talking about is the surge of excitement coming from your own sense of accomplishment.  Okay, tooting horn moment is over. Sorry, just had to let it out.

So, yes, I am writing for MTV News and I must say that Totally. Fucking. Rocks.  I got the opportunity to talk to Kim Krizan, Oscar nominated writer of Before Sunset, famous for her crack in Dazed and Confused about Independence Day’s only reason for existence is so a bunch of aristocratic white males wanted the day off in the name of a tax break.  Which is something quite memorable for those of us of the MTV Generation.

Kim Krizan wants to eat your brain. No, not really — but she does want to defy your expectations.

The Oscar-nominated writer of 2004’s “Before Sunset,” Krizan returns to a decidedly different world from her film projects in an upcoming issue of Boom Studios’ horror anthology “Zombie Tales.” Her contribution to the anthology, “Summer 2061,” is a sequel to a story she contributed to the first issue of the anthology series, “Spring 2061,” and picks up where Krizan’s group of human resistance fighters left off: in a world ruled by zombies.

So, yeah, once IT gets my name on the menu of authors, I’ll probably set up an RSS feed full of my stories coming from there. I want to give a big thanks to Rick Marshall and Casey Seijas for giving me this great chance to write for a site that literally pushes all of my geek buttons.     

I celebrated last night by deciding at the last minute to go out with Ben McCool, his soon to be wife, Heidi MacDonald, Jahfurry, Jeff Ayers and…John Cassaday.  Yep, the “Astonishing X-Men,” and “Planetary” artist. Yesterday was a big wonderful bag of Win. 

Happy Halloween, Boys and Ghouls! (I’m going to be this guy).

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10 2008

“Good morning, I’m David Press, calling from MTV News.”

Yeah, I think its pretty easy to say when calling an Oscar-nominated writer with that line you get a surge of electricity that you didn’t previously have.  Not that I didn’t previously have experiences where I got to talk to people extremely talented in the field I was writing about, but what I’m talking about is the surge of excitement coming from your own sense of accomplishment.  Okay, tooting horn moment is over. Sorry, just had to let it out.

So, yes, I am writing for MTV News and I must say that Totally. Fucking. Rocks.  I got the opportunity to talk to Kim Krizan, Oscar nominated writer of Before Sunset, famous for her crack in Dazed and Confused about Independence Day’s only reason for existence is so a bunch of aristocratic white males wanted the day off in the name of a tax break.  Which is something quite memorable for those of us of the MTV Generation.

Kim Krizan wants to eat your brain. No, not really — but she does want to defy your expectations.

The Oscar-nominated writer of 2004’s “Before Sunset,” Krizan returns to a decidedly different world from her film projects in an upcoming issue of Boom Studios’ horror anthology “Zombie Tales.” Her contribution to the anthology, “Summer 2061,” is a sequel to a story she contributed to the first issue of the anthology series, “Spring 2061,” and picks up where Krizan’s group of human resistance fighters left off: in a world ruled by zombies.

So, yeah, once IT gets my name on the menu of authors, I’ll probably set up an RSS feed full of my stories coming from there. I want to give a big thanks to Rick Marshall and Casey Seijas for giving me this great chance to write for a site that literally pushes all of my geek buttons.     

I celebrated last night by deciding at the last minute to go out with Ben McCool, his soon to be wife, Heidi MacDonald, Jahfurry, Jeff Ayers and…John Cassaday.  Yep, the “Astonishing X-Men,” and “Planetary” artist. Yesterday was a big wonderful bag of Win. 

Happy Halloween, Boys and Ghouls! (I’m going to be this guy).

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10 2008
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